she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
organizing the empties. That sober.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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