You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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