shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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