Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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