Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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