ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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