marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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