so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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