This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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