Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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