i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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