I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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