Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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