i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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