Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
