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go home
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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