i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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