Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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