I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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