i'm signing you up for texting rehab
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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