ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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