Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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