please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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