i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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