It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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