Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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