it wasn't lemon gatorade
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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