i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It's never too late to be topless.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
50% drunk capacity currently
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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