wat bout pragnant strippers??
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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