Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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