in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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