I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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