I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
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Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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