I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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