Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I smell stomach acid.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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