Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Holy shit dude........stairs
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