Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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