She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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