She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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