don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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