Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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