You surviving the open bar?
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Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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