you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
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i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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