I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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