I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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