he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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