I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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