Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So vagazzling was a success
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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