I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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