Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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