Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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