You really coming over, don't trick.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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