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Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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