This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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