All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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