I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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